This is what he sent me.
watch out fii2h diick ii got razzle dazzle!
my dad has no idea what homestuck is. He tries he really does.
(via anti--venom)
…All the labels are in German..I don’t think I’m very hungry anymore..Enjoy the leftovers that were in the freezer that was given to us, mom…
I just kinda read the gruesome description of Snake’s death out loud in class…With a straight face…I need to stop playing 999 in class when they watch movies.
Rita, pls help. What did I just make, omfg.
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eRIN WHAT THE HECK OMFGA YDHGSHDUJKHSDJ
I’M DED WELP
ER…h-hello…
may i help you in more adventures papa?
I CAN HOLD THE WAND-SCREWDRIVER THINGY I’VE BEEN PRACTICING.
P-Professor…your hat does come off, right?
Why wouldn’t it come off? That’s…silly…
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(Source: mermaidswearprada, via fanning-over-stuff)
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I don’t understand
Well. Isn’t that something.
He’s… going to arrest himself and felt the need to tell me…?
…Hey guys, I think I found his greatest weakness: The Internet
TODAY IS FILLED WITH SUPRISES

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(via stupid-hat-syndrome)